Saturday, December 31, 2005

cheese celebration

The cheese celebration began. There were all kinds of music and dancing. Some of the elders even managed to attend, a rare event indeed. The elders were very busy in their duties.

Friday, December 30, 2005

just in time

The prophecy stated the sphere of ron would be found just in time. Billy believed in the prophecy, he just never believed it would be him who would fulfill it.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

billy is coming

Three words echoed through the chamber: Billy is coming. Though I knew not who this billy was, or what his purpose in coming was, the words seemed ominous. And were ominous.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

peter

"Peter, when will the rogerian beasts come?"
"Not for a long time. Besides, they will only come for the cheese...and the sphere of ron." They came the next day.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

land of cheese

The land of cheese belonged to Mr. Bill now. With the elders banished, no one was there to object when Mr. Bill began creating cheese beasts and cheese orks. The future of the land of cheese looked dim... Only Frank could save the land of cheese.

Monday, December 26, 2005

frank

"Mr. Xavier, you are a fool." This was spoken by Frank a few moments before Mr. Xavier sent Frank to the land without cheese, where the monkeys are evil and dance horrible dances.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Christmas

It was Christmas. Frank was coming home. He would enjoy the season cheeses and the family. Frank was coming home for Christmas, and he was coming home to stay.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

elders

All seven of the elders knew the rogerian beasts were coming. The only questions were: Why? When? How? With what intent? With whom? They came for cheese the next day alone, by chariot.

Friday, December 23, 2005

cheese laborer

Frank was downtrodden. He only recieved five pence for his job as a cheese laborer. He would talk to Mr. Peterburg, his boss and the owner of Peterburg Cheese Enterprises Co. Mr. Peterburg

Thursday, December 22, 2005

valley of cheese

Bill excitingly began packing his things. He would set out early the next morning. Just beyond the hills of bill, the Great Valley of Cheese was waiting... And so were the rogerian beasts.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

frank gilgandra

Charles and the Cheese Factory is the newest novel by beloved author Frank Gilgandra. The story follows the adventures of a litte boy named Charles as he meets the infamous cheese factory of Billy Bonkerson. A movie and four sequels are due out next year.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

experiment

The monkey was coming back, this time in a full gallup. A wave of fear rushed through the crowd. What had gone wrong? The elders glanced at each other uneasily, as their experiment erupted into chaos. The elders all denied their involvment in the experiment.

Monday, December 19, 2005

frank

Frank let out a small grin: his monkerian army had prevailed in the battle against the Elders of Voltizar. The smile soon passed as quickly as it had come. The elders would return, and there was work to be done. The Elders of Voltizar fought fiercely in battles.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

xavier

He whose name is Xavier is coming. He desires the sphere of ron, in order that he might destroy the Valzeikian Council Republic Monarchy. This is revenge in the highest order: Seventh Level Revenge. The monkey republic once denied Xavier as Emperor.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

voltorezes

The Voltorezes were the worst elders in the whole world. They stole cheese with reckless abandon, set fire to the fields of bill, and had foul temperaments . That all changed, however, on one Christmas evening, as the Voltorezes learned a lesson they would soon not forget. One forgot and became a wanderer.

Friday, December 16, 2005

monkeys

Frank was troubled by the words of the old man: "This night, a thousand monkeys will surround the city. They come for one purpose: to find the sphere of ron and use it against the republic of elders." The republic of elders fell that very night.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

cheese project

"Now, Peter. You have many activities you must do for your cheese project. First, you must do a project about the theory of cheese, help someone with their cheese duties, and report to me every day with the results." Peter went insane.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

field

"The monkeys have captured the field of Xavier."The cheese plants
"For what purpose?" give the monkeys power over the race
"To feast on the cheese plants that grow there." of men.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

cheese cube

Frank threw the cheese cube at the ground. Among the cheese debris, a small glowing sphere appeared. It was the sphere of ron. So the prophesy was fufilled: "The sphere would be found in a cube." The sphere of ron would betray Frank in the end.

Monday, December 12, 2005

day

All seven elders knew the day was coming. Someone would find out about the cheese. That someone, as it turned out, was I and the day, as it turned out, was yesterday. March 15.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

richard

Richard knew his fate now rested in the clutches of the Valzeikian Ape King. Only he had the power to pardon Richard for his crimes against the Valzeikian Council Republic Monarchy. It looked grim... Richard had betrayed the Ape King to a rogerian beast.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

monkeys

The monkeys were coming, that much was sure. The only point of debate among the elders was the monkeys' purpose in coming. Angry discussion followed, exactly as the monkeys had planned several years before... The monkeys were legion and hostile.

Friday, December 09, 2005

equation

"Frank, destroy that quadratic function! Factor it!"
"Done, sir. Now what?"
"Fire the x-intercepts and turn it into zero!"
"Done." Unfortunately, a cubic function later destroyed their ship.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

cheese machine

Bill was downtrodden. A great fire had destroyed all evidence of his cheese machine. After a short time to collect his thoughts, Bill decided he would design a new, better cheese machine. He began work right away. The task would eventually claim his life.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

peter

Peter stood on top of a hill and shouted, "I did a complete П radians! I am a new man. I will fight for mathematical rights and the freedom to do mathematics!" is.

manbeast

Frank knew he had to release the manbeast soon. He would take it to the fields of Bill, where the red ferns grow. With a heavy heart, Frank began making preparations for the long journey. Bill.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

billy

Billy knew he was in trouble. The beast was coming, and it wanted to eat, flesh of cow, and roasted goat meat.

Monday, December 05, 2005

frank

Frank was upset. His cheese had been stolen, and his monkey ran away. Frank did not put it together, but what actually happened was his monkey stole the cheese and then ran away to eat it in a secret place. Frank sent orcs after his monkey..

Sunday, December 04, 2005

cheese

"Frank, where do you find the cheese of Xavier?"
"Why, in the fields of Bill, where the red ferns grow."

Saturday, December 03, 2005

lecture

"Um, yes...so basically the concept of cheese dirangmatrix complex is describing the...motion of cheese particles through a two dimensional dirangmatrix with degrade 7Π radians. Now, we'll have the test on Thursday...no notes." The test was very difficult.

Friday, December 02, 2005

sphere of ron

"The sphere of ron has been taken!" shouted Frank. Captain Bill slammed his fist on the table.
"That sphere is no mere geometric object: it is our power source, and I want it back!" Sadly, Captain Bill would never see it again.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

beast

The Rogeriarg Beast is a fearsome creature. Only found on the Islands of Sindartero, this creature stands a mighty 400 meters tall. Carnivorous, they hunt for cheese monkeys, who also live exclusively on the islands. They also eat cheese.
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