monkey matters

"Where are the monkeys?"
"Oh, I let them out for a few minutes."
"That, Charles, was a fatal mistake..."

experiment

The monkey was learning faster than we could have anticipated. I don't think we ever knew the extent of his knowlege at the time. It was week seven when the situation esculated beyond our control.

monkey vengeance

All five monkeys roared with rage. They would find the one who had stolen their cheese... When news of the theft of cheese reached Bill, he celebrated. Finally, the oligarchy on cheese was crumbling.

deed of the age

The great deed of the age was done. More succinctly, Frank had completed his task appointed by the elders long ago. The way in which it was done would never be revealed, under elder law.

peter

Peter began to throw off the monkeys, one by one. A billion monkeys couldn't hold him down.

monkey

The monkey rose up, bold and triumphant. A new age had dawned. Historians aren't exactly sure what caused this monkey to rise up against the elders. All that we know now is, soon afterward the republic of elders fell, and the infamous Valzeikian Monkey Council Republic Monarchy was set into motion.

frank

Frank collapsed into his large, overstuffed chair. Disappointment filled his veins. All five hundred monkeys had betrayed him and the republic. What a waste of effort!

phillip

"In all of my years as an elder, I have never seen this amount of disrespect. You have broken the code of the elders, Phillip. That's not...acceptable, good, honorable and pleasing. You are banished!"

sphere

Peter sat upon the cushioned seat and began to study the object. It was spherical in shape. It emitted a strange glow that seemed to fill the entire room. For now, Peter set the sphere on a small shelf. He would study the object more later...

frank

Frank began to fly. Higher and higher, the wind whistling like a soft whisper. Birds of the air flew around, forming a rather odd-looking formation. He suddenly knew what Rochenburg Peter said when he wrote: "The world of a bird is a man's desire."

monkey

The monkey grew exceedingly large in stature. He would be ready for his battle against the elder republic. He would be ready...

land

There exists a land where no monkey dares to tread. For in this land, the rogerian beasts rule with absolute power.

sphere of ron

The sphere of ron then fell into the hands of xavier. He was captured by a monkey squadron and the sphere of ron fell into a obscure hidden crevice and was forgotten.

monkey republic

The monkey republic had failed. The charred ruins of the monkey hall were all that remained. Hope for the land of monkeys was all but gone...

elders

The eight elders had their business squared away for the day. A typical elder session lasts close to ten hours, and is an exhausting experience. Especially for the new elders.

cheese machine

While his peers dawdled and wasted the day, Bill worked on the cheese machine. Bill was careful, as his device threatened to crumble the elders' oligarchy on cheese, thus producing many respectable enemies.

frank

"None the less, Frank, your predisposition towards... dangerous experiments dealing with monkeys troubles the other elders. They are angry, and you must run. Now!"

sine

Frank scribbled furiously, his genius intellect reeling with the realms of the infinite. He desired to create the perfect sine wave, one that would last forever. The task drove him to insanity, as he spent the remainder of his days graphing.

monkeys

The horde of monkeys swept over the country side. They ravaged, overturning barrels of foodstuff and plundering with brutish desire.

cheese masters

There were only two cheese masters left in the land of xavier. They were bitter rivals. Only once more, on the day of cheese, would they come together to fight a common foe: a horde of rogerian beasts.

the trap

Always cautious, Frank tested and retested the trap. It worked. Carefully, Frank wrapped the coarse rope around the steel bar, through the maze of pulleys and hooks, and finally onto the piece of cheese. He would catch the beast tonight...

bill

Bill began to laugh heartily. The laughter echoed throughout the valley, and all who heard it were glad. Bill, the rightful king of the land of xavier, had returned.

cheese beast day

It happened every year, but this year seemed extreme. The town was literally covered in cheese beasts. They were in the homes, the fields, on rooftops, and even in Mrs. Waddleson's hair!

peter

Peter began his studies at Cheese Tech that year, immersing himself in the writings of Charles Xavier, Jones Peterburg, and Frank Rogerson. He would later transfer to the Academy of Elders.

machine

Frank put the final touches on his machine. The function of this machine was to create cheese out of dirt, in ratios of 1 to 33 respectively. Frank knew his device would change the land of xavier...

elders

All five of the new elders (there are eleven in the general assembly) grew in knowledge and wisdom. There would finally be stability in the land of xavier after years of turmoil.

monkeys

"Bill, where do the monkeys dance?"
"Only in the land of frank: there the dancing of monkeys knows no bounds."

drums of war

Repeat the drums of war. Brum brumpa brum brump. This is the chant that the elders sing as they head off to wage war against the galient monkey republic and their allies!

billy

Billy is coming, that much is sure. No one knows when, only that he is coming. They say the cheese fields once belonged to Billy, and that he is coming to retake them from Xavier the Oppressor of Cheese.

cheese physics

"This class will be rigorous, to be sure. We will first be examining the theory of cheese as it applies to various applications of cheese physics: everything from the flow of cheese particles in a non-zero cheese plane vetrexton to the cheese magnetic spectrum."

word of bill

There exists a word: the word of bill. When this single word is uttered, the beasts below roar in anguish. This word can not be spoken by men, but only by the tongue of a rogerian beast.