Friday, June 30, 2006

with claws

A beast came upon the inflatable pool. He began to destroy it with his claws. Seven of the youth watched the destruction.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

billl

The young man was named Billl, and he had more power than anyone could ever imagine. He had more power than all of the elders, council league members, and rogerian beasts combined.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

bill

Bill began to run upon the dusty shore again. After an exceptional fine day of running, he turned towards the evervast ocean and spread his powerful wings. He took one giant leap and flew towards a new life, beyond the ocean shore and away from his life of drudgery.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

fools

A whole barrage of fools entered the room. They stood in their own group, eating cheese and talking amongst themselves.

fools

A whole barrage of fools entered the room. They stood in their own group, eating cheese and talking amongst themselves.

Monday, June 26, 2006

feast

Bill experienced the feast with fellow elderites that night. He was with the company of relatives, and a beast of power beyond comprehension.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

uprising

A small uprising occurred that night. Four powerful beasts rose up in rebellion and fought off a billion eldermen. That was approximately one fifth of the council league's reserve forces.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

grass

All of the creatures sat upon the grass and began to whisper about things unseen. It was not a place for an esteemed elderman like Bill to be, and he was subsequently banished for being there.

Friday, June 23, 2006

two rogerian beasts

The two rogerian beasts went down to the land of xavier, for a taste of glory...

Thursday, June 22, 2006

ron

Ron began to live out loud and dance all night long. He shook up the world with his nonsensical words of wisdom and his boxes of magical things.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

nerds

Ron began to do constructive things. He built schools, helped nerds learn social skills, taught math, paved roads, chopped wood, planted trees, and made delicious cookies.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

the beasts

The beasts began to destroy everything. They took up trees and burned them, destroyed dirt, tore up grass, crushed rocks, and trampled flowers.

Monday, June 19, 2006

bill

Bill leapt upon the cheese with tremendous force. He began to devour and eat.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

object

All of the animals gathered around to look at the object. It was in the shape of a circle and very large. Ronald the squirrel gingerly stepped up upon it and began to rock up and down gently, then hop slightly, then jump. He continued jumping, as well as the rest of the animals, the rest of the day.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

roar

Bill began to unpackage several small vials. These would be used to collect the roar of the rogerian beasts in the coming season.

Friday, June 16, 2006

time

It was time for the beasts to engage in something known as gradutar warfare.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

battle

The great battle of beasts was that day. All the town gathered around to see it.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

ron

Ron began to impose rules upon the beasts, to the dismay of many established beast elders.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

realization

The beast realized that he had been quite the fool.

Monday, June 12, 2006

beasts

The beasts roamed the earth, searching for gilbaltar spheres that had been scattered throughout by a destroyer.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

day of council

That day was the council of rhetoric. All the great elders were present, including the mean mr. mordinar.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

night

That night was the great dance of elders. Four of the beasts were in attendance.

Friday, June 09, 2006

expedition

The expedition was mostly financed by rich monkeys interested in the gilbaltar-sphere spectrum alliance council key, which would give the monkeys power over the race of men.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

bill

Generally, men of giblatar are not allowed to experience thrills or chills. However, an exception was made for bill that night, in the form of something called "fun."

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

beasts

The beasts threw themselves into their research, creating and discovering and laughing. It was fun, yes; but it also a productive time. Several of the beasts became caught in the undertow, however, and this hindered the process.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

frank

Frank paused, sensing trouble. He turned around and saw five rogerian beasts, wielding clubs and ready to attack.

Monday, June 05, 2006

bill

Bill plunged headlong into the river and was swept away by its mighty current. When Bill finally reached the shore, he was in the mountainous region of gibaltar.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

rogerian beasts

The rogerian beasts, with the proper training of course, took it upon themselves to dance with vigor.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

march of councilmen

It was the magnificent march of the councilmen: throngs of all types of men of the council migrate every year from the old monkey hall to the glorious temple of ron.

Friday, June 02, 2006

elders

The elders met together that night, and discussed the success of the first year of their corporation.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

jack

That night was the most bizarre for young jack.

bill

Bill flew away, using his new wings. They were a gift from the old badger who lived by the old run down mill.
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