Tuesday, February 28, 2006

beasts

The beasts humbly accepted their positions as chief executive beasts, and began to rebuild their relationship with the public.

Monday, February 27, 2006

plans

The monkey began to speak, slowly but surely, and detailed to Bill and the others the plan for the restoration of the old monkey hall.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

of frank

The time it took Frank to run a quarter mile was sufficient enough for the beast to grab its hunting net and return to catch him.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

monkey

The monkey began to loathe Charles. Planning his revenge was priority number one for the monkey.

Friday, February 24, 2006

drawings and scribblings

Bill's drawings and scribblings were understood by no one; not even Bill fully understood the significance of what he had done.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

old man

The old man paused at the chasm: afraid to jump, but too far to fail. He took a quick breath and fell... into the net of a rogerian beast. The brave beast had risked his hunting net for the sake of the old man!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

king of beasts

Beast upon beast attempted to defeat the great bill, but none succeeded. His powers were too great; he was the king of beasts.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

monkeys

The dance of a thousand monkeys had only just begun. While the monkeys danced, the antimonkeys began to plan and plot a way to destroy and destruct the monkey civilization.

Monday, February 20, 2006

dance of charles

Charles began to dance. His dance displeased some of the council members, who began plotting a way to banish him.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

frank

Frank paused at the gate, unsure of himself and his purpose in finding the fruit of xavier. If only the monkeys had been more specific!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

banishment

Ron was banished from the land of xavier. He would never again roam in the fields of bill.

Friday, February 17, 2006

heroes of old

Those heroes of old met one last time. These were men of vigor. An alliance such as this would never again be formed in the age of bill.

william

William began to shine his brilliant colours, as he walked past the lorry and into the theatre.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

council

A host of rogerian beasts fell upon the council, ravaging the scrolls of old and the records of bill.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

cheese research

Bill knew his cheese research would take a while. Of course, he did not know that it was just a ploy by the Rotundra Council to break his spirit.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

frank

Frank returned to what he loved: working on fantastic machines that made cheese. Eventually, he went insane turning furniture, cushions, silverware, and his entire house into cheese.

Monday, February 13, 2006

one moment

In that one moment, the rogerian beast leapt upon the cheese, devouring with terrible force. Twenty monkeys watched as forty more rogerian beasts arrived to join the meal.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

charles

A liar and deceiver soon rose up among the men and elves. He was called Charles, the procurer of souls.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

of monkeys

The whole time I could not help but to wonder where the monkeys were. They were, of course, alive and well and their spirits lived within the rocamen trees.

beasts

The beasts ate from the fruit of the fields and reveled in their power and strength.

Friday, February 10, 2006

nerd species

In the land of xavier, beyond the sea of cosine, lives a nerd species. They eat pure mathematical formulas, and make nests out of factored equations. They always travel in a parabola, always.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

frank

Frank knew the day would come. He knew that he could not escape from the rogerian beast forever. Eventually, Frank would make a mistake that would reveal his location...

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

old professor

The old professor leapt around the stage, suprisingly quick considering his enormous bulk. Tugging at his scraggly beard, the professor unleashed a barrage of giggling, arm flailing, and incoherent chatter. The insanity of the professor had finally erupted in full scale absurdity.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

banishment

The elders were banished, all forty of them. Banished to the land of nothing. They would never be allowed to return in this age.

Monday, February 06, 2006

of monkey failure

The monkey had failed the test. What a bitter disappointment! Frank had invested countless hours tutoring and mentoring him, and now in the moment that mattered most, the monkey had failed the nation...

Sunday, February 05, 2006

monkeys

Disappointment filled the monkeys' veins. They had lost the championship of elders! They would be back, however, with a vengeance and wrath...

Saturday, February 04, 2006

fierce monkey

The fierce monkey began to run at Bill. Shouting and waving his hands frantically, Bill was certain he would be destroyed. He likely would have been if not for the brave actions of a nerd.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

monkey chronicle

There was much to be done. A finished monkey chronicle was no small deal: nearly seven hundred pages! It was time that Ronald got to work.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

elders

The elder leader ran into the chamber and nodded. All five of the other elders rose up. They began to run, for the rogerian beast was coming...
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