z-archers

The Z-archers drew their noble bows back, ready to fire upon Billy. The Chancellor stood up eloquently. He began to proclaim that Billy was innocent, to the dismay of the hostile crowd.

nerds will not be nerds

The nerds rebelled. They fought with tooth and claw. Although they did not have sharp teeth nor claws. Go figure.

nerds

The nerds attacked. They attacked again. They attacked once more.

better

The nerds were better this year. They had alkimon weapons, incincitar armor, and argsigitron battletrons. They fought better too, as evidenced by their numerous victories in the greater Gilbaltar Region.

rogerian beast

The rogerian beast looked at himself in the mirror. He saw a beast that deserved to live forever, in the house of xavier. That was the place he wanted to be.

nerds of alkistan

The Nerds of Alkistan marched, merrily down the road. They were not upset in any way. They marched to their doom, though, as a horde of beasts awaited them at the end of the road.

nerd war

"Billy, there was no nerd war. The nerd war was a lie, created by anti-nerd angents. It's time for you to face the truth-the nerds are dieing and unless you, Billy, save them, nerds will cease to exist in less than a generation!"

monstrosity

"What is this monstrosity?" the commissioner asked Billy, motioning towards the enormous pile of cheese. Billy began showing the him the pile of cheese, all the while wary of the commissioners beast destroyer. The beast destroyer was looking at the pile of cheese, and desiring to eat it.

the nerd

The nerd reared its enormous head. It greedily began to devour the piles of cheese in front of it. Small chunks of cheese fell to the ground, away from the gaping, mashing, crushing mouth of the nerd.

nerdificial

Yes. I know what you're thinking: What is a nerdificial? This will come in time. But, more important issues are at hand. Including a research paper. Yes, a research paper.

ten

There were ten elders that day. They all were destroyed, in the pits of bill. It was horrible.

beast nerds

The beast nerds began to attack. They came with weapons of iron, forged by expert beastsmiths. When the beast nerds were done attacking, they retreated to their nests.

war

"War is upon us," declared the elder, "there is much to be done." With that, the elder leapt upon his winged beast and flew into the sky. He flew across the great ocean, and across the great ice forest.

all things

The fat elder laughed and picked up the stone. He threw it into the air, and ducked to get out of the way. The stone dropped a few inches from a small flower, and the elder grinned at his ability to throw stones.

beast and the beast

The beast began to sing softly to the beast. He sang for an age, and then sang forever.

the nerd, the nerdy, and nerdic, and the nerdster

The host of nerds swarmed upon the calculus homework. They instantly began delegating tasks: some focused on finding inflection points, some focused on finding asymptotes (horizontal and vertical!). and some find the intervals of increasing and decreasing. They all finished quickly, and compared information in order to graph the function.

ajnin

The ajnin looked down at the abyss, and leapt. He fell through fire, and through water. He talked to himself as he fell, debating the pros and cons of a council republic.

nerdy nerd mcnerd-nerd

The nerd fought, with weapons of iron. He fought with valor, and vigor. He fought for the freedom of the land of nerds.

rabbit and the nerd

The rabbit began to nibble upon the nerd's homework. The nerd grew very angry indeed and began to destroy everything in sight. The rabbit apologized and agreed to help the nerd do the homework over again. The nerd agreed.

blogbee

Councilman George Blogbee began to sing and dance. He sang and danced until the next age, when rogerian beasts would rule the earth.

nerds nerds nerds

Then nerds began to express themselves, launching massive boulders at the Rotundra Council. As a result, the Rotundra Council called upon Overlord Phillius. Overlord Phillius began to approach the Rotundra Council in leaps and bounds.

overlord is near

The overlord was near. Billy could feel his evilness invading the peaceful land. Billy shouted out into the night air, calling for the overlord to face him and stop being a coward.

nerds

The nerds began to chant gloriously, to the beat of wild monkey drums. They chanted for freedom, for peace. They chanted for a better life, and for hope of a bright future.