Thursday, August 31, 2006

first among nerds

The young boy looked up and shouted with glee. Inside the branches of a nearby tree was a small beast, shivering and cold. The boy carefully untangled the beast and proudly named it Ferst, as it would be first among nerds.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

wonderment

The elder walked around the pile of goo, amazed by its sheer size. The elder then cautiously placed his hand on the goo. An amazing moment later, he was suprised to find that it seemed to be alive and well: emitting pulses of pure energy light.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

four beasts and one elder ago

The four beasts and the elder were walking among the trees. They began to converse with the trees, speaking of many things. All the while, the four beasts were planning to destroy the elder, using a gibaltar-sphere.

Monday, August 28, 2006

angry elder and vial

The elder stood up, defiant and angry. He grabbed one of the seven, small vials of light and dashed it upon the ground. An instant later, the room erupted in brilliant light, blinding the many distinguished elder guests.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

billy

Billy began to eat an enormous quantity of cheese. He did so in accordance with the cheese policies of the greater rogerland area.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

nerds

The nerds conjugated verbs in the great temple of ron. A few became tangled in the past, while others struggled with the future; A few, however, succeeded in all tenses.

Friday, August 25, 2006

new age

That day marked a new day of freedom for the beast. He joined among the great ones, and was glad. He danced forever.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

purpose of elder

The elder woke up afresh. He faced the day with purpose and gladness. He began at once to work on the tasks appointed to him by the chief monkey scribe.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

beast

The beast realized that he was, indeed, a horrible beast. The beast roared in agony and defeat. The beast then wasted away in the mountains, alone and bitter.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

without nerds

The old man climbed on top of the tree and began to shout. The crowd tried to bring him down, but he was protected by a whole barrage of nerds encircling the tree. The old man shook his head as he imagined the situation without nerds.

Monday, August 21, 2006

billy

Billy's life took a turn for the mundane in those times. He wandered aimlessly, an apathetic nerd without purpose. He found no solace or contentment...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

evil

The beast began to do evil: destroying property, uprooting trees, and burning fields. The beast was not exactly in a good mood; in fact, he was rather angry and violent.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

good

The beast began to do good: creating and making things. He was once again helping his community.

Friday, August 18, 2006

oh

The rogerian beasts swarmed the gardens, trampling and destroying everything in sight. A sad Mr. Thompelson watched the events unfold, vowing seventh-level revenge.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

path

The path then curved through the brush and thorns. Many failed and became tangled in the snares. They were the fallen ones.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

nerds

An army of nerds rose up, angry and ready for battle. They stormed the town, shouting mathematical equations at people and drawing graphs store windows: it was madness.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

beast

The beast sunk its large teeth into the pie, enjoying every bit of it. After eating the entire thing, the beasts slunked back into the pit.

Monday, August 14, 2006

beasts

When beasts began to do many things in many ways for a long time.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

failure

The beast failed, and fell into a deep pit of apathy.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

feast

Many eldermen met together for a great feast that day.

Friday, August 11, 2006

run

The great beast run was that night: when thousands of beasts run down the slopes of mt. rogerian.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

men

The men did nothing; all the while, beasts were making plans for a great battle.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

sea

Beasts of the sea met together to engage in the battle of the age. Indeed, the battle was great.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

rogerian nerd force

The rogerian nerd force began to grow in popularity; it soon took beast world by storm.

Monday, August 07, 2006

brilliant

The brilliant young man devoted his life to the sciences and the humanities.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

power

The power of the elders could not be contained in the vial, as it exploded.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

beasts

For that whole age, the beasts played in the gardens of robert.

Friday, August 04, 2006

eat

All of the rogerian beasts ate cheese that day.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

roar

Billy began to roar many times, to scare away the beasts surrounding his home.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

beasts

All types of beasts began to roam the countryside, looking for things unseen.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

non

Billy approached the non carefully, not wanting to alert it. Nons are beasts that have the ability to disappear in an instant.
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