two beasts

The two beasts fell through the straw-hatched roof and onto the floor of the council room. A mild uproar occured as dozens of councilmen scurried away from the two intruders. The lead councilman, Lord Phillius, drew his sword and pointed it at the beasts, resulting in a small scream from some of the more cowardly councilmen.

attack at another

The attack occured that night. It was different though; different than anyone could have expected. For one, the attack was made at another, not the expected council league member...

dancing through

Billy was dancing through the lobby. He began to sing softly to all of its denizens, angering a local commissioner. The commissioner was in charge of stopping all fun, and he took great pride in his work.

night of the rogerian beast hunt

The rather fat Mr. Wilkenson cleared his throat. He announced that the rogerian beast hunt had begun. The crowd shouted and lurched forward, crushing Mr. Wilkenson and beginning the rogerian beast hunt.

beast of the apes

The beast of the apes began to speak. In his loud booming voice, he shouted out criticisms of the ape republic. A crowd soon gathered and began to nod in agreement with him.

jungles

"Don't worry, Frank. The Jungles will protect you. They always have, ever since you were a young pup. You remember, don't you?"

the rabbit and the cheese

Hungry and lacking food, a rabbit came and nibbled upon the magical cheese. The rabbit sprouted glorious wings and flew into the sky. He flew with boldness and without interruption.

never again

Never again would wildenbeasts roam the Forest of Ron. The Forest of Ron had been destroyed by the rogerian beasts of Lord Killingsworth.

after

After a brief reprieve, the elders were back in town. They adjusted their stylish suits and prepared to whip that town into shape. They began that night.

lord phillius

Lord Phillius flew into the sky, surveying his noble land. Ningunbeasts roamed the fields; a thousand nerds derived functions. Lord Phillius was pleased and expressed his gladness in song.

pledge or billy and the newness factroid

Billy rose up that day. He made a pledge; he obtained a newness factroid. BIly would never resort to nothingness again, as long as the newness factroid was in its proper place.

power in the form

The nerd held such power that all of the land of xavier could not go against him. He had power over the rogerian monkeys and the rogerian beasts.

elders

The elders arose swiftly and took their place in front of the council. Hands raised in solemn oath, the elders pledged to lead the people of the land, and to guide them. The council nodded in approval. This would be a good thing, indeed.

billy and the gruff grifflabble

Billy stared at his foot. Attached through means of tiny sharp teeth was a gruff grifflabble, a small creature of the forest. Billy nonchalantly shook the creature off and continued on his way.

return of ron (or ron vs. the calamity machine)

Ron returned to face his destiny. His destiny that year came in the form of a calamity machine. Rather than befriending the old foe, Ron fought the calamity machine with unmatched tenacity.

great

The greated winged nerd flew into the sky. He left behind his home, his family, and his career. He flew without ceasing; without regret.

nerds

The nerds attacked the fields that night. It was a good thing, as the fields were evil in those days.

uh oh

"Uh oh," declared the nerd. He was trapped in a room of goo. The goo surrounded him from all sides, squishing him and causing him great grief.

epic

The day was epic. A new age was born: the ajnin was yet again alive and well. The ajnin let out a victorious song, again and again.

oh my

The nerd grew up, not knowing his nerd nature. He would never know it, if Billy had his way.

battle of the age: george and billy clash

George had just finished practicing his fighting skills. Suddenly, Billy and the Bobcats stylishly burst into the room, scoffing and ridiculing George. George prepared himself for a battle of the age against some old foes with new wardrobes.

billy

Billy went down to the river that day. He immersed his wounds in cool refreshing water, and recalled the battle. What went wrong? Who was still alive? Most importantly, where did all those monkey soldiers come from?

day

Frank, usually an unexpressive fellow, yelped at the headline of the local paper. The three children looked at each other, and an instant later gathered around their father. The three children subsequently let out three of their own yelps, one after the other: Lord McFlurr was alive!

megu

A megu watched the fat councilman. The councilman paused, sensing something. The megu leapt towards the councilman in that instant, claws protruding and mouth in a fierce growl.

double

Double the number of thronerooms for King Xavier! Triple the number of elephant warriors! These commands were in honor of King Xavier's birthday.

unbelievable

The sight was unbelievable. A thousand nerds marching towards the sea, angry and defiant in a rebellious generation. Scowls abounded, and their frivolous chants grew in volume and number.

the realization factory

The realization factory kept on chugging along. No one in the town actually knew what the realization factory produced. The factory had always been there, as far back as anyone could remember.