Thursday, August 31, 2006
The young boy looked up and shouted with glee. Inside the branches of a nearby tree was a small beast, shivering and cold. The boy carefully untangled the beast and proudly named it Ferst, as it would be first among nerds.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
wonderment
The elder walked around the pile of goo, amazed by its sheer size. The elder then cautiously placed his hand on the goo. An amazing moment later, he was suprised to find that it seemed to be alive and well: emitting pulses of pure energy light.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
four beasts and one elder ago
The four beasts and the elder were walking among the trees. They began to converse with the trees, speaking of many things. All the while, the four beasts were planning to destroy the elder, using a gibaltar-sphere.
Monday, August 28, 2006
angry elder and vial
The elder stood up, defiant and angry. He grabbed one of the seven, small vials of light and dashed it upon the ground. An instant later, the room erupted in brilliant light, blinding the many distinguished elder guests.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
billy
Billy began to eat an enormous quantity of cheese. He did so in accordance with the cheese policies of the greater rogerland area.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
nerds
The nerds conjugated verbs in the great temple of ron. A few became tangled in the past, while others struggled with the future; A few, however, succeeded in all tenses.
Friday, August 25, 2006
new age
That day marked a new day of freedom for the beast. He joined among the great ones, and was glad. He danced forever.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
purpose of elder
The elder woke up afresh. He faced the day with purpose and gladness. He began at once to work on the tasks appointed to him by the chief monkey scribe.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
beast
The beast realized that he was, indeed, a horrible beast. The beast roared in agony and defeat. The beast then wasted away in the mountains, alone and bitter.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
without nerds
The old man climbed on top of the tree and began to shout. The crowd tried to bring him down, but he was protected by a whole barrage of nerds encircling the tree. The old man shook his head as he imagined the situation without nerds.
Monday, August 21, 2006
billy
Billy's life took a turn for the mundane in those times. He wandered aimlessly, an apathetic nerd without purpose. He found no solace or contentment...
Sunday, August 20, 2006
evil
The beast began to do evil: destroying property, uprooting trees, and burning fields. The beast was not exactly in a good mood; in fact, he was rather angry and violent.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
good
The beast began to do good: creating and making things. He was once again helping his community.
Friday, August 18, 2006
oh
The rogerian beasts swarmed the gardens, trampling and destroying everything in sight. A sad Mr. Thompelson watched the events unfold, vowing seventh-level revenge.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
path
The path then curved through the brush and thorns. Many failed and became tangled in the snares. They were the fallen ones.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
nerds
An army of nerds rose up, angry and ready for battle. They stormed the town, shouting mathematical equations at people and drawing graphs store windows: it was madness.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
beast
The beast sunk its large teeth into the pie, enjoying every bit of it. After eating the entire thing, the beasts slunked back into the pit.
Monday, August 14, 2006
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Friday, August 11, 2006
run
The great beast run was that night: when thousands of beasts run down the slopes of mt. rogerian.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
sea
Beasts of the sea met together to engage in the battle of the age. Indeed, the battle was great.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
rogerian nerd force
The rogerian nerd force began to grow in popularity; it soon took beast world by storm.