Saturday, September 30, 2006
The fat elder paused at the edge of the cliff: alone and unafraid. He took a leap, and loved it. It was his leap.
Friday, September 29, 2006
a powerful ally
A nerd, a beast, a councilman, an elder, a rogerian beast, and Frank joined forces with a powerful ally: the gilbatar council league. Together, they would fight the Valzekian Rebel Force.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
only a nerd
The nerd rose up, and began to plant trees with vigor. He scattered seeds into the east wind; he placed trees in various places around the region of gilbaltar. The nerd was gaining prominence in the land, but a few elders began plotting a way to banish him.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
oh
The old man roared with rage. He took a large, smooth stone and threw it up into the air. The stone eventually fell upon the councilroom, and destroyed it.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
for an age
The elder resided in the house of ron for an age, and then dwelt in the mountains. Several ages passed. The house of ron was destroyed, but the elder grew in knowledge and strength.
Monday, September 25, 2006
telling of the nerd
The nerd arrived and took his place among the other nerds. They subsequently began calling him names and degrading him. The reason was unknown, but irrelevant: the nerd would never return to the council of nerds.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
out of the garden
Four beasts emerged from the garden, in magnificent splendor. They strolled throughout the land; they ate of the fruit of xavier. In sum, they ruled the earth.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
beast with avengence
The beast swore seventh-level revenge. He would destroy the council, or, at least, express his anger through song and dance.
Friday, September 22, 2006
of elders and such
The elders gathered around the tree. One of the duller elders, acting in his own self-interest, destroyed the tree with fire. It was a horrible thing indeed.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
orange fire
The fruit burned with orange fire. In the flames, a hero would emerge. His name would be Norman, and he would save his people.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
the elder meets a vortex
The elder picked up a small, smooth stone and threw it up into the vortex, resulting in a notable explosion of fire.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
frank and the elder council brute
Frank heard a noise and turned around. The elder council brute stood, tall and haughty. Roaring, the elder council brute leapt towards Frank. Frank dodged this easily, and prepared himself for a fight...
Monday, September 18, 2006
darkness over the seas
The darkness spread across the seas, enveloping the beasts and creatures. It was not a pleasant darkness: rather, it was horrible. It was the darkness of the twelfth elder...
Sunday, September 17, 2006
move or not
The power lord began to force his orders upon the eldlings, telling them such things as to move. Many of the eldlings did so, but some did not. Naturally, they were banished immediately.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
overlord in the far country
An overlord rose up in power, almost overnight. He was lord over all the other lords in the far country. His reign would last for an age, and a bit more.
Friday, September 15, 2006
order of the tributar stone
Billy took what remained of the tributar stone and threw it into the lake. Splash. The deed of the age was done, although the tributar stone was not destroyed by the corrosive water of the lake. It would survive, and emerge from the depths with more power than anyone could imagine.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
cheese and the four elders
The cheese was divided among the four elders, each receiving according to their contributions to the council. Elder Peter would receive the largest share. Elder Frank received the least, and his made him grow very bitter indeed.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
beast legend
The old beast smiled. He was back in his old beast town, with his many beast friends. He laughed as he remembered all the good times he had. He was a bit of a beast legend in this town, and it showed. Beasts came from all around just to talk, laugh, and have a good time with the old beast.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
john
John looked around, puzzled. This was not his throne room. His throne of fire was no where to be found, his beasts whom he was lord over were strangely absent, and his cheese was missing as well.
Monday, September 11, 2006
an ouch in the old country
Mr. Ronald Waranger walked with grace and poise down the old-worn path. He accidently stepped on a sharp pokey-beast and yelped in pain. This was common in the old country, as thousands upon thousands of beasts swarmed the old country around that time of year.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
shouting
Shouting and leering, the crowd moved in on the old man. The old man smiled, lifted his hand into the air, and flew away. The crowd watched the old man until he could no longer be seen, and then watched for a bit more.
Saturday, September 09, 2006
mr. wilkenson
Mr. Wilkenson arose that day, alive in spirit and deed. He proceeded to approach the mountain, and climb with vigor. A host of rogerian beasts watched with interest, waiting until he tired from his climb to destroy him.
Friday, September 08, 2006
the room of wheels
The beast picked up a small, smooth stone and threw it at the tree. The tree came alive in that moment, and dodged the stone with ease. The beast stood aghast, shocked and slightly afraid, not knowing what to do...
Thursday, September 07, 2006
room of elders
Around the room stood five elders. Outside the room stood seven guards. The elders were being protected from monkey rebels.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
where in the beast realm
During the reign of King Xavier, Billy the Destroyer scattered gilbatar spheres across the beast realm. It is young Frank's task to find them. He was born with this task...
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
power in the form
Billy arose one fine day, and began to ponder. He realized that the power he seeks is in the form of gibaltar crystals, located east of the great garden of robert. He made plans to obtain them, that very day.
Monday, September 04, 2006
cheese and robert
Roger took up the small cube of cheese and placed it carefully in his pack. He looked up towards the tall, grey mountains and gulped. The next portion of his journey would be more difficult than he could have ever imagined.
Sunday, September 03, 2006
of math and beasts
The beast stood up among the mathematicians. He began to speak in terms of math: rich, eloquent equations that flowed with ease. The beast was well versed in this language, as he had studied under professor frank for many years.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
frank of the dance
Frank, knowledgable in the arts, began to dance. He danced forever: never ceasing. His dance brought beasts, elders, and councilmen together to watch him.