new nerd

The nerd was new. He sparkled and shone with innocent brilliance. He danced in the fresh air, new and unafraid.

erby

Erby began to sing and dance. He then proceeded to pass into the next level of the game, into the level of fire. He would remain in this level for quite some time.

long enough

This has gone on far enough. Bring me a pile of gold, if you please. I much desire gold!

wait

Hold on a minute. Just hold on. I don't quite understand. With those words, the nerd was destroyed.

go to your room

Go to your room and laugh the night away. Go to your room, like you're not a nerd.Go to your room, would you?

oh no way

Oh the horror. There was no cheese. The only way to get cheese was to fight two rogerian beasts, in rapid succession.

christmas

Christmas is here, McFlurr! Let us celebrate with cheese and wonderful nerd games. Let the nerd games begin!

many tame beasts

Many tame beasts surrounded Robert. Robert just smiled and whipped back his handsome, brown hair. Robert was a poweful nerd, born with special powers. Not all approved of his power though. Some plotted to destroy him.

to see a beast

Billy much desired to see a beast. He ran through the fire forest and the ice jungle. He ran, attempting to see a beast.

nerds

The nerds were among nerds, with nerds, and beside nerds. They were the overnerds. They ruled over all of the other nerds.

mr. nobody

Mr. Nobody began to do many things. He lived his life. He experienced everything he could (in accordance with elder law of course!).

nerds

The nerds spun around. They spun for freedom. They spun without caring what others would think.

keep

Who can keep the flame of bill going? Only one. Only Phil Wendleberg, of Westshirer fame.

box

The box sat. It glowed orange, and attracted some young nerds. The nerds reached out to touch it, and were destroyed instantly.

nesting loop

The nesting loop spun around, continually. The spinning never stopped. With every second, the spinning increased in rate.

billy billy

Billy Billy began to sit upon the seat. As he sat, sitting, he realized that he was quite the nerd. Yes, Billy Billy could be called the nerd of this age.

nutty

The nutty nutty nerd began to sing and dance. He loved doing this. It was so much fun!

the rogerian beast and the nerd

The rogerian beast began to attack the nerd, with an accompaniment of snarling and growling. The nerd simply smiled. The nerd then vanished into an entirely different world.

nerds alike

Nerds and nerds alike lined the streets, protesting. They protested for hours, until finally the protesting was complete. The protesting lasted a total of an age and a half.

none

None of the elders spoke that day. They all were silent. It was a day that would go down in history. as a very good day.

um

The elders began to say things. Powerful things. They said "um" and "uh" and "err."

nerds with shopping

The nerds emerged with shopping. They had shopping fever and it showed. They shopped all day.

rogerian lands

The nerds of the forest migrated to the rogerian lands. Waiting there were beasts, of all types. They waited to destroy the nerds, as the nerds brought machines and new ways of life. (The beasts resented that greatly).

nerds-nerds-nerds

Here come the nerds. They are truimphant and true. They have so much power: so much!

yawn

The yawn was noble. It sprang forth from the elder's mouth, in radiant glory and splendor. It was, in a word, the yawn of the age.

bum

The bum nerd ate a piece of cheese. The cheese was delicious. It was so good that he grinned a hearty grin.

roar of beast

The roar of the beasts was heard all throughout the land. All of the nerds heard it, and also the head of the council, George F. Fronkiburb. Even a nerd named George, not George F. Fronkiburb, heard it.