do you know

"Do you know who I am?" asked the elder. The young nerd shook his head no. The elder raised his head proudly: "I am Exeledor Vorn Frirfenferg, fourth king of Microcondrian."

engage the nerd

Peter began to desire to engage the nerd in battle. He began by attacking the nerd's small fortress. He then progressed to ripping the castle apart piece of piece.

where

Where have all of the nerds gone? They are in the vortex, surrounded by fearsome beasts. The beasts have such large teeth: such large teeth!

nerds

Nerds began to migrate in great numbers. They migrated to various coastal regions and other areas.

space apes

Eventually, the continual smashing of fists subsided. Quivering slightly, the bully stood up from his victim, his knees slick and grass-stained. He could not do anything but stare. All around the freshly-cut grass field were large, fierce apes, of various heights and smells. The Space-Apes had arrived.

nerds with teeth

Nerds with teeth will attack in the darkness. They will arrive, gnashing and clawling at the cobblestone path. They will come forever and ever.

like

The beast considered all things to be nice. He liked everything and everything, in accordance with elder regulations. He was a liker of man things.

man

The man began to plan, with grace and ease. He was so very proud of his plans. He danced forever.

oh and oh and oh

There was no nerd that could face the beast. It was a horrible thing. The beast made up his mind to destroy the nerd.

peter and the nerd

Peter approached the nerd with caution. He did not want to scare it. The nerd knew of Peter's presence, however, and planned to destroy him.

oh

Oh. It was time for the nerds to go into the fire. They would emerge heroes, just like Norman.

bill and the birds

The birds began to attack Bill. They flew with their mighty wings and fought with their precocious beaks. They were angry birds.

finaldo

Finaldo had something stolen that day. He was very angry and not in the least ready to forgive. He was really angry.

the great one

The Great One began to read. Read books upon books upon books. He read forever.

calling or the attack of the beasts of ing

The Beasts of Ing attacked the small village. One boy rose up to defend his village. It was his calling.

nerds

Nerds of all types surrounded the beast, ridiculing him and calling him names. Only a few knew of his power and his strength. He could destroy them all, but he chose not to destroy today.